It has finally happened, I have at last succumbed to the only remaining geeky vice that seperates us from them. (although now I might be a 'them' and not an 'us' anymore, so you are all 'them' to me and we are now 'us'. Uh oh.)
Yes, the other day I downloaded the free trial of.....
World of Warcraft.
I mean that's it, that's the end, I am now a MMORPG'er, and I must succumb to all that it entails. All my free time will be spent at this desk, I can no longer socialise like real people, my only friends will be those that I know of as things like Throgborn Skullsmasher (Peter, 12, from Uxstable in Kent) and Elviras Smutmistress (Arthur, 59, Bognor).
I will lose all interest in physical activity, my skin will fade to a pasty, light-starved grey colour, and my muscles will atrophy into formless blobs.
I will feel compelled to buy the least fashionable pair of glasses possible, and make sure they don't quite fit properly so that I have to keep pushing them up my nose. I may also develop an odd nasal condition that affects my voice.
I'll end up - Oh, hang on I'll have to finish this later, I have to go to the pub with my girlfriend.
Reality - 1, WoW - 0.
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2 comments:
provided you've got a girlfriend, you'll be ok (but wasn't there a space on the subscription form where you have to declare you had never been kissed?)
cheek.
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