this one is for Anonymous

Delivery Driver: (upon hearing on the radio that the chinese got a day off when the olympics opened) Lucky bastards, eh?

Me: What's that?

DD: Them Chinese getting a day off for the olympics.

Me: True, but then again they do have to live their lives under the oppressive yoke of a communist dictatorship.

DD: Yeah, I suppose...

Me: Swings and roundabouts then, eh?